random funny things to say in a text

Creation Of All Things

Creation Of All Things

by Chaosgod24

4.38

In a quiet world, Adam lived his life peacefully but it all changed when he woke up in an hospital bed with the ability.....Creation Of All ThingsArmed with this Overpowered ability, watch how Adam would uncover the truth of his world and beyond..

I'll Add Points To All Things

I'll Add Points To All Things

by Endless World

4.52

Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points. Add a point into an object, the object will receive a special ability; add a point into a plant, the plant will come alive; add points on himself, he will get talents or superpowers.With the mysterious point system in hand, Su Yang aimed to become rich and alter his fate. On his path towar…

From Master Assassin to a Random Extra: OP in a Dating Sim

From Master Assassin to a Random Extra: OP in a Dating Sim

by JADC

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-WSA 2025-Silas Greenfield, a master assassin, dies in a bloody betrayal — only to wake up in the body of a random extra in a fantasy world straight out of a game he used to play. But Silas isn’t here to follow some prewritten plot. With his deadly skills and sharp mind, he’s determined to rewrite the rules and carve his own path.In a kingdom full of power struggles, royal intrigue, and dangerous secrets, Silas must navigate a world where everyone has their role — and he’s ready to break them al…

My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me

My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me

by Jiong Jiong You Yao

4.24

At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…

Alpha, Say My Name

Alpha, Say My Name

by carmyko

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He was the feral Alpha King buried beneath the mountain. She was the cursed girl they offered to him as sacrifice to end the famine plaguing their lands.Ruvan, the first Alpha. Imprisoned, driven to utter madness, and starved of power.Solenne, the packless she-wolf rumored to be cursed and bring misfortune to all who cross paths with her.With the power of cursed speech, she is able to kill and bend the world to her will with only one word. To avoid hurting others, she hasn't spoken a single syll…

Can We Say No to Divorce?

Can We Say No to Divorce?

by Lazy Color

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Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…

I Just Called To Say I Love You 

I Just Called To Say I Love You 

by Shining

4.7

"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…

Random things I say to my friend

Random things I say to my friend

by Kashka6427

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All Things Bright

All Things Bright

by AnnikaTheGerman

4.7

Welcome to America! The land of the free, where dreams come true.Literally...When you say that all the magic happens in your bedroom, you're usually talking about one thing. But not if you're Cameron. While everyone else is vast asleep and dreaming, his mind travels through time, and he has no control over it whatsoever. That might be neat when you just want to mess around and have some fun. But not when you keep getting thrown into situations where you constantly have to face the person who br…

All Of The Little Things

All Of The Little Things

by Louise Baston

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BOOK THREE in the Chronicles of mischief saga.《*Can be read as a stand alone*》"Asa, you need to listen to Daddy," Joel Murdock warned. Asa Finch barely spared him a glance. "I'm not Asa. I'ma Dinosaur." "Asa... I won't ask you again.""RAWR!"

funny things I thought of

funny things I thought of

by Giraffe_Sloth987

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all about things I thought of

Just Say the Word

Just Say the Word

by Elizabeth L. Brooks

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Gabe Ellis knew some people were “like that,” but it never occurred to him those people might include his boyfriend, Tom Hampton. Now Gabe has to deal with the idea his gorgeous, successful lover enjoys hurting people -- and being hurt -- for fun. Worse, Gabe has to come to terms with the fact that so does he.<br><br>Tom was once known in the local BDSM scene as a ruthless Dom, but he left the scene when he realized he’d rather have a vanilla partner than one who can’t deal with the fact that he…

Random LGBT STORIES

Random LGBT STORIES

by 7aesthetic

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They Say Love is Blind

They Say Love is Blind

by Pepper Pace

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Pepper writes stories that span the gamut from humorous to heartfelt, however the common theme is crossing boundaries. Pepper's unique stories often tackle taboo topics such as mental illness and homelessness. Readers will find themselves questioning their own sense of right and wrong, attraction and desire.In addition to writing, the author is also an artist, an introverted recluse, a self proclaimed empath and a foodie. Pepper Pace can be contacted at: pepperpace.author@yahoo.com“You have such…

A Random System Every Day

A Random System Every Day

by Cutesy Young Master

4.65

Ye Tianyi transmigrated into the body of a useless martial artist in Tensui Sacred Empire from Earth, who was also a bastard! At the same time, he had activated a series of countless systems—some of which turned his life around. “Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Lucky Bastard System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Scumbag System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Prophecy System].”“Ding! Congratulations on activating the [Goddess Hunting System].”“Ding! …”A twisted t…

THINGS TO SAY....BUT COULDN'T....

THINGS TO SAY....BUT COULDN'T....

by Vaibhav_Tripathi_6888

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In this story you will get to know how a boy named SIDDHARTH got a crush on a girl named VIDYA when they were young and got seprated when VIDYA'S parent's decided to change her school and after 6 years how they met again........

random stuff and things

random stuff and things

by Zachary_McCarthy

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I really don't know what to do so this will be fun I guess

Some things nothing to say

Some things nothing to say

by TEaM_BLAcK

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Nonsense & Random things

Nonsense & Random things

by Queenie_Nae

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The things we can not say

The things we can not say

by Anjelie_Kam

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